"Come on 'long prosperous life!'..." - Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Come on 'long prosperous life!'
More by Mitch Hedberg
“That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.”
“I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.”
“I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!”
More on Optimism
“You are here, and there is nothing to fear. Count your blessings and before you're finished counting, you"ll have even more”
“When you plan and prepare carefully, you can legitimately expect to have success in your efforts. An optimistic, positive mind is far more likely to come up with creative solutions than a mind that dwells on setbacks and difficulties. Bottom line: expect success and you can achieve it!”
“Oh, I am in love with life!”