"There is two types of Larceny, Petty..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.”

“I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it's good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you.”

“People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.”

“A s laws multiply, injustice increases.”

“I will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. It is not the Constitution as I would like to have it, but as it is, that is to be defended. The Constitution will not be preserved & defended until it is enforced & obeyed in every part of every one of the United States. It must be so respected, obeyed, enforced and defended, and let the grass grow where it may.”

“If a man sets out to study all the laws, he will have no time left to transgress them.”

“It is better to support schools than jails.”

“O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.”

“Once crime was as solitary as a cry of protest; now it is as universal as science. Yesterday it was put on trial; today it determines the law.”