"I don't think you can make a..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.”

“We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.”

“The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn't sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.”

“"Lawyers Are": Those whose interests and abilities lie in perverting, confounding and eluding the law.”

“People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.”

“A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."”

“You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.”

“I think my hight had the most significant single effect on my existence, aside from my brain. In fact, it's part of an inferior-superior syndrome. I think I have an inferior brain and an inferior stature, if you really want to get brutal about it.”

“Put it out of the power of truth to give you an ill character. If anybody reports you not to be an honest man let your practice give him the lie.”