"What is virtue but the Trade Unionism..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“It is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession.”

“You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life.”

“After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.”

“Nor was civil society founded merely to preserve the lives of its members; but that they might live well: for otherwise a state might be composed of slaves, or the animal creation... nor is it an alliance mutually to defend each other from injuries, or for a commercial intercourse. But whosoever endeavors to establish wholesome laws in a state, attends to the virtues and vices of each individual who composes it; from whence it is evident, that the first care of him who would found a city, truly deserving that name, and not nominally so, must be to have his citizens virtuous.”

“True giving happens when we give from our heart.”

“Do not consider anything for your interest which makes you break your word, quit your modesty or inclines you to any practice which will not bear the light or look the world in the face.”

“The best thing a parent can do for a child is to love his or her spouse.”

“She wasn't, nor ever had been, under the illusion that marriage was a relationship characterized by endless bliss and romance. Throw any two people together, add the inevitable ups and downs, give the mixture a vigorous stir, and a few stormy arguments were inevitable, no matter how the couple loved each other.”

“It's my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.”