"Hain't we got all the fools in..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.”

“A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.”

“The secret of making progress is to get started.”

“The enemies of living life; outdated little liberals, afraid of their own independence; lackeys of thought, enemies of the person and freedom, decrepit preachers of carrion and rot! What do they have: gray heads, the golden mean, the most abject and philistine giftlessness, envious equality, equality without personal dignity, equality as understood by a lackey or a Frenchman of the year ninety-three...And scoundrells, above all, scoundrels, scoundrels everywhere!”

“An actual right is something that governments need merely to secure, not to implement.”

“What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?”

“In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.”

“Passion often makes a fool of the cleverest man and often makes the most foolish men clever”

“If the majority doesn't laugh at you, beware that you must be saying something wrong. When the majority thinks you are a fool, only then is there some possibility of you being a wise man.”