"We journalists... are also extremely impressed with..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.”

“I also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of being left behind, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to develop World Wide Web sites in a frantic scramble to reach the vast new consumer market of Web use”

“Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.”

“I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.”

“The main problem with writing in verse is, if your fourth line doesn't come out right, you've got to throw four lines away and figure out a whole new way to attack the problem. So the mortality rate is terrific.”

“Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.”

“Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.”

“The smarter the journalists are, the better off society is.”

“A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.”