"Yes sir, I am a tortured man..." - Quote by Hunter S Thompson

“"Drugs" are not necessarily narcotics. The narcotic is one type of drug and coffee is a drug... booze is a drug... many drugs.... They're all around us.”

“By any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once, and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died.”

“Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.”

“I am an Addictive Personality, they say, a natural slave to passion - and many Doctors have warned me against it. I am a High-risk Patient.”

“I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading.”

“I don't know what truculent means, but if it's good, it's me”

“A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."”

“Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.”

“Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success.”