āPeople get a kick out of my stupidity.ā
āWe give scholarships to high school kids and a new library of books to every preschool child in the county where I was born. I didn't have books at home so I did all my reading at school. I love books and I believe that helping kids to read gives them a great start in life.ā
āI did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.ā
āIs forever longer than always?ā
āI look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.ā
āIt's when you treat people like freaks that you become one yourself.ā
āLord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.ā
āThere is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail.ā
āI will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oysterā