"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest..." - Quote by Ronald Reagan
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession... and I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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“The signs of the Vietnam War protestors said "Make Love not War!" It didn't seem to me that they were capable of either.”
“Our natural, inalienable rights are now considered to be a dispensation from government, and freedom has never been so fragile, so close to slipping from our grasp as it is at this moment.”
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“My ardent desire is, and my aim has been, to comply strictly with all our engagements, foreign and domestic, but to keep the United States free from political connections with every other country; to see that they may be independent of all and under the influence of none.”
“Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.”
“Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke.”
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