"Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte..." - Quote by Dolly Parton
Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite.
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“If I had to give up performing, it wouldn't bother me too much. But I couldn't live without my writing. I put all my feelings, my very soul, into my writing. I tell the world in my songs things I wouldn't even tell my husband.”
“I've always believed in my talent. And I've always had more guts than talent.”
“Dollywood is a family park, and all families are welcome. We do have a policy about profanity or controversial messages on clothing or signs. It is to protect the individual wearing or carrying them, as well as to keep down fights or problems by those opposed to it at the park.”
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“Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.”
“One of the issues that we professional newspaper columnists are required by union regulations to voice grave concern about is the federal budget deficit, which we refer to as the "mounting" deficit, because every extra word helps when you have to produce a certain number of gravely concerned newsprint inches.”
“I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".”
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“Many, who should know better, think that wars can be decided by soulless machines, rather than by the blood and anguish of brave men.”
“I mean Facebook is no longer a company, it's a country. 2 billion users. It can influence what we think, what we believe, how we vote, what we buy, even how we feel.”
“It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.”