Cars Quotes

People see cars as just a means of transport. But they're wrong. They are a work of engineering art, a masterpiece of metal and wires, and every sound they make tells a story.

They are freedom on wheels. The ability to set off, explore new roads, or escape old ones. Not just a vehicle, but an extension of your personality, and your desire for adventure.

These *quotes* are the essence of experiences in the world of cars, adventure on the road, mechanical engineering, and the love of driving.

Quote by Rodney Dangerfield: I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck....
Quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger: I regularly buy and sell cars, but I do not buy and sell fleets....
Quote by Dave Barry: Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit ir...
Quote by Phyllis Diller: Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car...
Quote by Dave Barry: I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems....
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments....
Quote by Dave Barry: The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you...
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate...
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's...
Quote by Henry Ford: When I see an Alfa Romeo go by, I tip my hat....
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield: I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying....
Quote by Will Rogers: The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five ...
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car...
Quote by Will Rogers: There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made....
Quote by Will Rogers: Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it....
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say
Quote by Steven Wright: I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger....
Quote by Steven Wright: I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy....
Quote by Steven Wright: I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour...
Quote by Dave Barry: Technology is constantly improving our lives. Look at the cellular telephone. Just ten years ago, vi...
Quote by Michael Jordan: Anyone who would argue that this third-generatio n MDX is an SUV might as well belong to the Flat Ea...