"If it is not nailed to the..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“It is perfectly possible to get what you think you want and be miserable. It's possible too, to never get it but deeply enjoy the process of trying. In this world, there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

“Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.”

“In England it is enough for a man to try and produce any serious, beautiful work to lose all his rights as a citizen.”

“Don't tell me about the problems - I make the problems.”

“We are taught by great actions that the universe is the property of every individual in it.”

“For if a thing is not diminished by being shared with others, it is not rightly owned if it is only owned and not shared.”

“Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.”

“I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.”

“Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.”