"Contrary to the rumours you have heard,..." - Quote by Barack Obama
Contrary to the rumours you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth.
More by Barack Obama
“I don't want my generals or my defense secretary or my national-security team to ever feel deploying weapons to kill people as routine or abstract, even if the targets are bad people.”
“There's nobody to guide through the process of becoming a man... to explain to them the meaning of manhood. And that's a recipe for disaster.”
“Angela Merkel has been an extraordinary partner for me and for the United States throughout my presidency.”
More on Humor
“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
“Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.”
“The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.”
More on Identity
“When you lose touch with yourself, you lose yourself in the world.”
“I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.”
“We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and blood and bone.”