"Just sick enough to be totally confident..." - Quote by Hunter S Thompson

“By any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once, and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died.”

“Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.”

“They say that "he who flies highest, falls farthest" - and who am I to argue? But we can't forget that "he who doesn't flap his wings, never flies at all".”

“I dote on myself. There is a lot of me and all so luscious.”

“I wouldn’t say I’m a ball hog. I’m a shooter. I don’t necessarily hog the ball, but I put them up though. I definitely much rather shoot it than pass it. That’s just how I am.”

“I think I'm cool. That's all that matters.”

“I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.”

“My mother had morning sickness after I was born.”

“I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.”