"I have very poor and unhappy brains..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“O, this life Is nobler than attending for a check, Richer than doing nothing for a robe, Prouder than rustling in unpaid-for silk: Such pain the cap of him that makes him fine Yet keeps his book uncrossed.”

“Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear; Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.”

“When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man.”

“I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.”

“Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.”

“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”

“We should not be too familiar with the lower orders or with women.”

“Drink is not a fashion in India, as it is in the West.”

“When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.”