"Laughter is the shock absorber that eases..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“I don't mean to be funny.”

“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.”

“You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.”

“Cultivate the habit of laughter.”

“The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.”

“Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter.”

“I think being jilted is one of life's most painful experiences. It takes a long time to heal a broken heart. It's happened to all of us and never gets any easier. I understand, however, that playing one of my albums can help.”

“But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing.”

“Tut, man, one fire burns out another's burning; One pain is less'ned by another's anguish; Turn giddy, and be holp by backward turning; One desperate grief cures with another's languish.”