"I worry about my judgment when anything..." - Quote by George Carlin

“I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.”

“I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.”

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”

“I am only one,But still I am one.”

“No man ever followed his genius till it misled him.”

“There was something wrong with me, I thought, because I seemed to see things other people didn't see.”

“The applause we give those who are new to society often proceeds from a secret envying of those already established.”

“Cities give us collision. 'Tis said, London and New York take the nonsense out of a man.”

“They were offered the choice between becoming kings or the couriers of kings. The way children would, they all wanted to be couriers. Therefore there are only couriers who hurry about the world, shouting to each other - since there are no kings - messages that have become meaningless. They would like to put an end to this miserable life of theirs but they dare not because of their oaths of service.”