"Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.”

“I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.”

“Never miss a chance to shut up”

“Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.”

“When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.”

“The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.”

“I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!”

“It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.”

“Baseball is meant to be fun, and not all the solemn money-men in fur-collared greatcoats, not all the scruffy media cameramen and sour-faced reporters that crowd around the dugouts can quite smother the exhilarating spaciousness and grace of this impudently relaxed sport, a game of innumerable potential redemptions and curious disappointments.”