"He was always late on principle, his..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it”

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.”

“Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.”

“When I had to fill in my immigration papers, I gave my age as 19, and my profession as genius; I added that I had nothing to declare except my talent.”

“What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?”

“Mothers, of course, are all right. They pay a chap's bills and don't bother him. But fathers bother a chap and never pay his bills.”

“I'm a minimalist in a rapper's body.”

“My 'fear' is my substance, and probably the best part of me.”

“When nothing is done, nothing is left undone.”