"Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when..." - Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.”

“I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.”

“I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"”

“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.”

“Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.”

“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.”

“He felt as though he were wandering in the forests of the sea bottom, lost in a monstrous world where he himself was the monster. He was alone. The past was dead, the future was unimaginable”

“When the chips are down, you are alone, and loneliness can be terrifying. Fortunately, I've always had a chum I could call. And I love to be alone. It doesn't bother me one bit. I’m my own company.”

“"I was not alone when I was in Goofy hell"”