"Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S...." - Quote by Will Rogers

“We do more talking progress than we do progressing.”

“I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make my wife a better husband than I am but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.”

“It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.”

“The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon.”

“No provision in our Constitution ought to be dearer to man than that which protects the rights of conscience against the enterprises of the civil authority.”

“I believe now, as I alway have, that America's strength is in 'We the People.'”

“When the boomers started to have kids reach adolescence, there was suddenly this feeling that they needed to protect their kids from all the same things they did when they were kids. Which I guess is a natural tendency, but it makes for a less fun society.”

“The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.”

“if a sheep eats bushes does it eat flowers too? a sheep eats whatever it finds even a flower with thorn? even a flower with thorns. then what's the good of thorns?”