"So I want to thank the Pentagon,..." - Quote by George Carlin

“There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine ... been here 4 1/2 billion years. We've been here, what, a 100,000 years, maybe 200,000. And we've only been engaged in heavy industry a little over 200 years. 200 years versus 4 1/2 billion. And we have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat? The planet isn't going away. We are.”

“There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' You know bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.”

“Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)”

“The problem with pity parties is very few people come, and those who do don't bring presents.”

“Headmasters have powers at their disposal with which Prime ministers have never yet been invested.”

“The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.”

“One bad general is worth two good ones.”

“To be a successful soldier, you must know history.”

“Keeping our military strong means keepin' our families strong.”