"It's easy to get married, but hard..." - Quote by Mae West

“Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.”

“A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.”

“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”

“I would rather have young people settle on a small income at once, and have to struggle with a few difficulties together, than be involved in a long engagement.”

“"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."”

“Opening her eyes again, and seeing her husband's face across the table, she leaned forward to give it a pat on the cheek, and sat down to supper, declaring it to be the best face in the world.”

“We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate.”

“One does not fall "in" or "out" of love. One grows in love.”

“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”