"How now, wit! Whither wander you?..." - Quote by William Shakespeare
How now, wit! Whither wander you?
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“Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.”
“The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.”
“Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.”