"So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.”

“We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.”

“Always do whatever's next.”

“A stronger defense is an investment in peace.”

“Never lead your soldiers to battle if you have not first confirmed their spirit and known them to be without fear and ordered; and never test them except when you see that they hope to win.”

“There is no such thing as a naval dictatorship.”

“The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.”

“It's a wonderful feeling to have a niece like youBecause you are always so dearYou are so dear no matter the yearBut all throughout each day of the yearThere could hardly be a town in the South of England where youcould throw a brick without hitting the niece of a bishop.”

“Is it weird in here, or is it just me?”