"I am not only witty in myself,..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“Beauty itself doth of itself persuade the eyes of men without an orator.”

“I am as true as truth's simplicity,And simpler than the infancy of truth.”

“Sometimes when we are labeled, when we are branded our brand becomes our calling.”

“Great men may jest with saints; 'tis wit in them; But, in the less foul profanation.”

“Howard Cosell was gonna be a boxer when he was a kid only they couldn't find a mouthpiece big enough.”

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

“Looks like what drives me crazy Don't have no effect on you-- But I'm gonna keep on at it Till it drives you crazy, too.”

“That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire.”

“Eloquence shows the power and possibility of man. There is one of whom we took no note, but on a certain occasion it appears that he has a secret virtue never suspected - that he can paint what has occurred and what must occur, with such clearness to a company, as if they saw it done before their eyes. By leading their thought he leads their will, and can make them do gladly what an hour ago they would not believe that they could be led to do at all.”