"Love and pregnancy and riding on a..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“Beneath their surface differences, there are a lot of deep, underlying differences.”

“If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.”

“People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, "Just joking."”

“You practice forgiveness for two reasons: to let others know that you no longer wish to be in a state of hostility with them and to free yourself from the self-defeating energy of resentment. Send love in some form to those you feel have wronged you and notice how much better you feel.”

“Give love and unconditional acceptance to those you encounter, and notice what happens.”

“She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they are one's children but because of the friendship formed while raising them.”

“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”

“A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.”

“Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.”