Pregnancy Quotes

“I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.”

“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”

“Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.”

“By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.”

“Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy”

“Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.”

“There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.”

“I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.”

“I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.”

“Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid”

“Advice to expectant mothers: you must remember that when you are pregnant, you are eating for two. But you must remember that the other one of you is about the size of a golf ball, so let's not go overboard with it. I mean, a lot of pregnant women eat as though the other person they're eating for is Orson Welles.”

“A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.”

“Every woman while she would be ready to die of shame if surprised in the act of generation, nonetheless carries her pregnancy without a trace of shame and indeed with a kind of pride. The reason is that pregnancy is in a certain sense a cancellation of the guilt incurred by coitus; thus coitus bears all the shame and disgrace of the affair, while pregnancy, which is so intimately associated with it, stays pure and innocent and is indeed to some extent sacred.”

“When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.”