"I would challenge you to a battle..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“When I got enough confidence, the stage was gone. When I was sure of losing, I won. When I needed people the most, they left me. When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on. And when I mastered the art of hating, somebody started loving me.”

“Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.”

“Away, you mouldy rogue, away!”

“Of all wit's uses, the main one is to live well with who has none.”

“Wit is often a mask. If you tear it you will find either genius irritated or cleverness juggling.”

“Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

“Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.”

“Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you forgive me?”

“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”