"I do some of my best reading..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“As sensitive and broad-minded humans, we must never allow ourselves to be in any way judgmental of the religious practices of other people, even when these people clearly are raving space loons.”

“The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.”

“It's a real smug self-righteous punk kid saying nobody has the right to tell him what to do and how dare you put a sign up saying that I can't go on your property?”

“Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all.”

“She liked to sit on the front porch in the afternoons and read books she'd checked out from the library. Aside from coffee, reading was her only indulgence.”

“When I look back, I am so impressed again with the life-giving power of literature.”

“In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?”

“Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.”

“She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.”