"Cut that pizza into six slices instead..." - Quote by Yogi Berra
Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.
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“When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.”
“In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.”
“It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.”
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“Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.”
“I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.”
“Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother”
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“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
“I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.”
“[The decay of Logic results from an] untroubled assumption that the particular is real and the universal is not.”