"If there were only three women left..." - Quote by H L Mencken
If there were only three women left in the world, two of them would immediately convene a court-martial to try the other one.
More by H L Mencken
“Man, at his best, remains a sort of one-lunged animal, never completely rounded and perfect, as a cockroach, say, is perfect.”
“Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master.”
“I believe that it is better to tell the truth than to lie. I believe that it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe that it is better to know than be ignorant.”
More on Women
“I believe that the time has come for women to take more active roles in all domains of human society, in an age in which education and the capacities of the mind, not physical strength, define leadership. This could help create a more equitable and compassionate society.”
“There are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured.”
“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
More on Relationships
“A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.”
“Love, however, is very materially assisted by a warm and active imagination: which has a long memory, and will thrive, for a considerable time, on very slight and sparing food.”
“If treachery is the reward of trust, will the man who trusts come to harm?”