Stereotype Quotes

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

If there were only three women left in the world, two of them would immediately convene a court-martial to try the other one.

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

The piano may do for love-sick girls who lace themselves to skeletons, and lunch on chalk, pickles and slate pencils, but give me the banjo.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

All Italians are plunderers.

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. Man does not strive for pleasure; only the Englishman does.

Tongue; well that's a wery good thing when it an't a woman.

He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians.

The happiness of man is: I will. The happiness of woman is: he wills.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

A woman should be good for everything at home, but abroad good for nothing.

How much beer is in German intelligence?

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

How do you expect the Germans to revolt when they don't even dare walk on the grass?

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

Men in high levels of government seldom surf.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

They are not men, they are not women, they are Americans.

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Basically the French are all peasants.

Men use a new lesson or experience later on as a ploughshare or perhaps also as a weapon; women at once make it into an ornament.

The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They observed that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for expenses and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where in the mischief we came from. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.