"If you don't have malice in our..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Don't wait to buy land, buy land and wait.”

“I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.”

“This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.”

“The man whose horse trots a mile in a minute does not carry the most important messages.”

“Eloquence shows the power and possibility of man. There is one of whom we took no note, but on a certain occasion it appears that he has a secret virtue never suspected - that he can paint what has occurred and what must occur, with such clearness to a company, as if they saw it done before their eyes. By leading their thought he leads their will, and can make them do gladly what an hour ago they would not believe that they could be led to do at all.”

“Good writing is good conversation, only more so.”

“The very firstlings of my heart shall be The firstlings of my hand.”

“Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you.”

“The State is a poor, good beast who means the best: it means friendly.”