Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
“Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball”
“I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.”
“What a house - nothin' but rooms!”
“I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.”
“Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.”
“I was young and not gloomy and there were always strange and comic things that happened in the worst time.”
“Baseball is our national pastime, that is if you discount political campaigning.”
“I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.”
“Swing at the strikes.”
