"The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov..." - Quote by George Carlin
The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.
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“You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!”
“All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another”
“Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.”
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“The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation, because occupation means pre-occupation; and the pre-occupied person is neither happy nor unhappy, but simply alive and active. That is why it is necessary to happiness that one should be tired.”
“People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.”
“Enjoying praise is in some people merely a civility of the heart--and just the opposite of a vanity of the spirit.”