"The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov..." - Quote by George Carlin

“You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!”

“All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another”

“Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.”

“I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”

“I would frankly be shocked if Donald Trump even knows how to use chopsticks or is even able to manipulate them with those tiny little fingers.”

“The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation, because occupation means pre-occupation; and the pre-occupied person is neither happy nor unhappy, but simply alive and active. That is why it is necessary to happiness that one should be tired.”

“People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.”

“Enjoying praise is in some people merely a civility of the heart--and just the opposite of a vanity of the spirit.”