"Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When..." - Quote by George Carlin

“If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead”

“When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.”

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”

“Property should be in a general sense common, but as a general rule private... In well-ordered states, although every man has his own property, some things he will place at the disposal of his friends, while of others he shares the use of them.”

“Now property is part of a household, and the acquisition of property part of household-management; for neither life itself nor the good life is possible without a certain minimum supply of the necessities.”

“By avarice and selfishness, and a groveling habit, from which none of us is free, of regarding the soil as property, or the means of acquiring property chiefly, the landscape is deformed, husbandry is degraded with us, and the farmer leads the meanest of lives. He knows Nature but as a robber.”

“If it's good, it's mine. If it's bad, it's a fake.”

“All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It's my game. I pitch, I hit, I catch. I run the bases. At sunset, I've won or lost. At sunrise, I'm out again, giving it the old try.”

“We need to create a mood where it is everywhere thought morally right for as many people as possible to acquire capital.”