"Don't you know, that all wives are..." - Quote by Benjamin Franklin
Don't you know, that all wives are in the right? It may be you don't, for you are yet a young husband.
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“By an application of the theory of relativity to the taste of readers, today in Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be represented as a bête noire, the descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the Germans and a German man of science for the English!”
“Every picture of you is when you were younger.”
“There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.”