"You better cut the pizza in four..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.”

“A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.”

“Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.”

“I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!"”

“Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.”

“Never attempt to murder a man who is committing suicide.”

“Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.”

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”

“Considered logically this concept is not identical with the totality of sense impressions referred to; but it is an arbitrary creation of the human (or animal) mind.”