"Half the lies they tell about me..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“I don't mean to be funny.”

“Nobody did nothin' to nobody.”

“I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.”

“It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp”

“Committee: A group which succeeds in getting something done only when it consists of three members, one of whom happens to be sick and another absent.”

“I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.”

“History is a set of lies agreed upon.”

“You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.”

“The Kafka paradox: art depends on truth, but truth, being indivisable, cannot know itself: to tell the truth is to lie. thus the writer is the truth, and yet when he speakes he lies.”