“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“There is no love-broker in the world can more prevail in man's commendation with woman than report of valor.”

“I'll look to like; if looking, liking move.”

“For she had eyes and chose me.”