"He who falls in love with himself..." - Quote by Benjamin Franklin

“A nod from a lord is a breakfast for a fool.”

“Constant complaint is the poorest sort of pay for all the comforts we enjoy.”

“Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. expect nothing - get nothing! but expect something - get something!!”

“I don't mean to be funny.”

“He would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail and no flies.”

“When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.”

“The worthless and offensive members of society, whose existence is a social pest, invariably think themselves the most ill-used people alive, and never get over their astonishment at the ingratitude and selfishness of their contemporaries.”

“I listened for the echo, and I heard only praise —”

“How much in love with himself, and that too without a rival!”