"In Los Angeles, the jury in the..." - Quote by Dave Barry
In Los Angeles, the jury in the Reginald Denny Beating trial, after much thinking, concludes, that Person A is not necessarily trying to kill Person B just because Person A happens to very deliberately bash Person B's skull in with a brick. The verdict is applauded by scientists at the Tobacco Institute.
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“I read a lot of lot non-demanding fiction.”
“Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For several days before you put it in the mail, carry your tax return around under your armpit. No IRS agent is going to want to spend hours poring over a sweat-stained document. So even if you owe money, you can put in for an enormous refund and the agent will probably give it to you, just to avoid an audit. What does he care? It's not his money.”
“Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.”
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“And this Nation, for all its hopes and all its boasts, will not be fully free until all its citizens are free.”
“Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory.”
“Only a peace between equals can last. Only a peace the very principle of which is equality and a common participation in a common benefit.”