“Why, if someone is good in one field can they not be accepted or given the slightest opportunity to express and be creative in other fields?”

“Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21”

“For me giving up is way harder than trying.”

“I never seen snakes on a plane”

“I don't have one regret.”

“Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.”

“There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail.”

“I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster”