"I read a lot of lot non-demanding..." - Quote by Dave Barry
I read a lot of lot non-demanding fiction.
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“I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.”
“Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it. Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors.”
“I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.”
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“When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable If I have not an excellent library.”
“Everywhere I go, the kids call me 'the book lady.' The older I get, the more appreciative I seem to be of the 'book lady' title. It makes me feel more like a legitimate person, not just a singer or an entertainer. But it makes me feel like I've done something good with my life and with my success.”
“Most recently I read Michael Lewis "Boomerang." The other guy I love is Bill Bryson.”
More on Fiction
“Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.”
“The ancient historians gave us delightful fiction in the form of fact; the modern novelist presents us with dull facts under the guise of fiction.”
“No more fiction, for now we calculate; but that we may calculate, we had to make fiction first.”