“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“When great leaves fall, the winter is at hand.”

“Revolutions go not backward.”

“Death comes along like a gas bill one can't payand that's all one can sayabout it.”