"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I..." - Quote by Yogi Berra
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
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“I bowled a 129... It was like the Special Olympics or something!”
“I didn't just invent saying offensive things.”
“It's the first line in your book. I always thought there was a lot of truth in that. Or maybe that's what my English teacher said. I can't really remember. I read it last semester." - Your parents must be so proud you can read." - They are. They bought me a pony and everything when I did a book report on Cat in the Hat.”
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“I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.”
“Look at guys like Larry Bird and George Brett and John McEnroe; that's what they did in their careers. They all wanted to be the guy under the microscope late in the game or late in the match. So you just take on that know-how that that's part of your responsibility, and you learn that's what makes it exciting. That's what makes it fun!”
“How're the Broncos doing?" "Like a bunch of carrots." "Is that bad?" "Can carrots play baseball?" "I guess not." "Then you have your answer.”