"What Time Is It? You Mean Now?..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.”

“I don't want to make the wrong mistake.”

“I guess I've got a smart wife.”

“Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep in the gutter. Genius elevates a man to ineffable speres [sic] far above the vulgar world, & fills his soul with a regal contempt for the gross & sordid things of earth. It is probably on account of this that people who have genius do not pay their board, as a general thing.”

“Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled.”

“Adults are always telling young people, 'These are the best years of your life.' Are they? I don't know. Sometimes when adults say this to children I look into their faces. They look like someone on the top seat of the Ferris wheel who has had too much cotton candy and barbecue. They'd like to get off and be sick but everyone keeps telling them what a good time they're having.”

“Nature has granted the use of life like a loan, without fixing any day for repayment.”

“For the Present is the point at which time touches eternity.”

“And then he drew a dial from his poke, And looking with lack-lustre eye, Says very wisely, 'It is ten o'clock: Thus we may see', Quoth he, 'how the world wags: 'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine, And after one hour more 'twill be eleven; And so from hour to hour we ripe and ripe, And then from hour to hour we rot and rot.”