"Whoever said a horse was dumb, was..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back”

“You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.”

“My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.”

“There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.”

“Their horses were of great stature, strong and clean-limbed; their gray coats glistened, their long tails flowed in the wind, their manes were braided on their proud necks.”

“What is not intelligible to me is not necessarily unintelligent”

“The fact is, I was never too bright in school. I ain't ashamed of it, though. I mean, how much do school principals make a month?”

“I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.”