"Cut my pie into four pieces, I..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.”

“I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.”

“In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.”

“How would you like to feel the way she looks?”

“I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”

“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”

“What we need in this country is a general improvement in eating. We have the best raw materials in the world, both quantitatively and qualitatively, but most of them are ruined in the process of preparing them for the table.”

“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”

“The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material”